Newbie's Quest: Awaiting Challenge

The White Tower descends, initiating a global death mode in the game.

Bound to an Infinite Simulation System, Ethan, who was forced to replay the novice level a thousand times, declares:
"I have conquered the game and am in good spirits. Now, I'm going to wipe you all out."
From then on, players of the White Tower often see a newbie carrying a huge hammer, pioneering a destructive path through the levels.

The sky clears, the rain stops, and you think you're up to the challenge again.
Play is play, fun is fun, but don't joke with the God Ethan.
Years later, standing at the pinnacle of the White Tower, Ethan reflects.
He became a god, and also somewhat insane.