A Human’s Guide to Surviving Magical Mishaps by Kit Bryan Novel Chapters
List of most recent chapters published for the A Human’s Guide to Surviving Magical Mishaps by Kit Bryan novel. A total of 170 chapters have been translated and the release date of the last chapter is Jan 4, 2025
- Rule 101- A kiss can convey affection, but it doesn't come with an instruction manual. Use responsibly; may cause heart flutters and irrational decisions.
- Rule 102- If you're tired or emotional, postpone major decisions—unless the decision is to take a nap.
- Rule 103- In disagreements, listen to understand, not to reload your next argument.
- Rule 104- If you can't remember why you walked into a room, walk out and start over.
- Rule 105- If at first, you don't succeed, try doing it the way your mum told you to in the first place.
- Rule 106- If it feels like a trap, it probably is—bring snacks and proceed with caution.
- Rule 107- Protective mothers are like bodyguards—you might not always want them around, but they're great at keeping you out of trouble!
- Rule 108- If you're late, arrive with confidence—it distracts from your tardiness.
- Rule 109- If you drop your phone on your face in bed, it's your cue to sleep.
- Rule 110- Ghosts might be spooky, but remember, they're just trying to find closure—kind of like a really persistent ex!
- Rule 111- Don’t take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.
- Rule 112- -Never trust a silent pet. They're probably up to no good, and you'll find the evidence later.
- Rule 113- It won’t matter in five years, don't spend more than five minutes worrying. Just thank the universe for the caffeine and move on!
- Rule 114- Emotions are just life’s way of giving roller coaster rides. Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle, and enjoy the thrill!
- Rule 115- For every 10 questions a child asks, you get to ask one back. Warning: Their answers might be as confusing as their questions!
- Rule 116- If someone you care about offers you a cuddle, always accept. It's like a free recharge for your soul.
- Rule 117- The messier the desk, the more creative the genius—or so they say!
- Rule 118- When flirting, maintain eye contact and throw in a compliment. OR, just blame it on the weather, "Is it hot in here?"
- Rule 119- When making eye contact you have two choices, look away quickly or double down and turn it into a staring contest.
- Rule 120- When you're in doubt, dance it out—even if no one else hears the music.
- Rule 121- If it's glowing, don’t touch it unless you want to make a mess.
- Rule 122- Subtlety is key, but if you can’t manage that, being blunt as a sledgehammer has its benefits too.
- Rule 123- Never expect personal space if you have a cat. Your lap, keyboard, and bed are all part of their kingdom. Resistance is futile!
- Rule 124- Avoid arguing with a fool; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- Rule 125- Never interfere with a woman’s bath time. It’s her sanctuary- approach at your own peril, and bring offerings of chocolate!
- Rule 126- You’re in charge of your actions, so own them- if you mess up, at least make it an entertaining story!
- Rule 127- Every night, take a moment to appreciate your bed like it’s a five-star luxury suite. Fluff those pillows and dive in.
- Rule 128- A dad’s job is to protect his daughter, like a knight guarding a princess. Always ready to defend her with love and strength.
- Rule 129- Never underestimate the power of a good night’s sleep.
- Rule 130- Best friends are like bras- supportive, always close to your heart, and there to lift you up when you need it most.
- Rule 131- Remember, love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
- Rule 132- Remember, being paranoid doesn’t automatically make you wrong.
- Rule 133- Know that it is impossible to truly hate someone unless you care about them first.
- Rule 134- It’s never too late to look for a silver lining. Just because things are going wrong it doesn’t mean everything is.
- Rule 135- Want to make friends? Be yourself, share your snacks, and always be ready with an emergency joke.
- Rule 136- When you’re mad, grab a sponge and clean. Imagine the grime is everything that’s annoying you, and scrub it out of existence.
- Rule 137- Holding onto anger is like gripping a cactus- let it go before it hurts you more than anyone else.
- Rule 138- If your pet starts hiding your work shoes, it's time to give them some attention... or find a new job.
- Rule 139- Remember the three D's: Dodge, Duck, and Disguise.
- Rule 140- Always remember to turn your phone on silent before trying to be sneaky.
- Rule 141- Death is the last page of your story, make sure every page is a tale worth telling.
- Rule 142- Having someone you trust to make decisions for you is like having a guardian angel. Never take that for granted.
- Rule 143- Being prideful is like wearing a too-tight crown, it looks impressive until it gives you a headache.
- Rule 144- Loss is painful, it reminds us of what we had, but also teaches us to cherish what we still have.
- Rule 145- Always be prepared for unexpected guests, keep snacks, a clean bathroom, and the nerve to kick them out when it’s time to leave.
- Rule 146- Teamwork is like assembling a puzzle, each piece matters, and when everyone fits together, you create a masterpiece.
- Rule 147- Guilt is like a nagging goblin, don’t let it take up space rent-free in your mind. Face it, and send it packing.
- Rule 148- Never make decisions when you’re emotional, your brain on feelings is like a squirrel on espresso. Give it a minute!
- Rule 149- Laughter is the best medicine, take a dose daily, no prescription needed, and side effects include happiness and abs workout!
- Rule 150- All relationships are like snowflakes, each one is unique, beautiful in its own way, and prone to melting if not handled with care.
- Rule 151- Life can be anticlimactic, so find joy in the mundane, sometimes the best moments are the ones that sneak up on you quietly.
- Rule 152- Think of pros and cons like a game of tug-of-war, if the cons pull harder, it’s time to let go and find a new rope.
- Rule 153- Dying may be your end, but it’s not for those left behind, live in a way that fills those memories with love.
- Rule 154- Talking behind someone's back is like gossiping to a mirror, what you say will reflect back at you, so speak carefully.
- Rule 155- Alone time is like recharging your phone, take the time to recharge, or you'll run out of juice when you need it most!
- Rule 156- Things may seem obvious from the outside, but remember, spectators have a clear view and none of the pressure of playing the game.
- One action can have many meanings—interpret with care, because what looks like a wave could be hello, goodbye, or just swatting a fly.
- Rule 158- Family isn't just about blood, it's about who you can call at 2am to bail you out or to just bring emergency ice-cream.
- Rule 159- Don’t overcomplicate things. Sometimes the hardest questions have the most simple answers.
- Rule 160- When you love someone, make your feelings clear, don't drop hints like breadcrumbs, serve up your heart on a platter!
- Rule 161- Trying new things is like jumping into a pool, even if it’s a bit chilly at first, you’ll be glad you did.
- Rule 162- Learning is like going to a carnival, there's always something new, and sometimes the rides are wild, but they're always worth it!
- Rule 163- When dating a girl, remember: her friends are the approval committee. Win them over, or prepare for an uphill battle!
- Rule 164- Never underestimate a mother’s power, she’s like a detective, therapist, and cheerleader all rolled into one.
- Rule 165- Honesty is like working out, awkward and sweaty at first, but keep at it and soon you'll be flexing your truth muscles!
- Rule 166- Love and connections are like roots and wings, deep roots make you stable, and strong wings set you free.
- Rule 167- Feeling discontent is like an itchy sweater, uncomfortable, but it might just push you to find something that fits you better.
- Rule 168- Dropping by someone's home unannounced is like showing up to a party in pyjamas, fun, but they might not be ready for it!
- Rule 169- The truth sets you free, think of it as your all-access pass to a life with no cover-ups or baggage fees.
- Rule 170- The Final Chapter- Love is like fine-tuning a masterpiece, polish each other's rough edges, refine your strengths, and create a work of art.
